"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
-- Robert Wilensky
Welcome. For some reason or another, you've wandered onto the blog of the sagacious penguin. Here you shall find reviews of films, television, music, books, and toys -- primarily of a geek-oriented nature. As always, I'll endeavor to bring a touch of wisdom to the weird.